I honestly can’t wait for you to see some of these. The year? 2000. The events? The red carpet premieres — both London and Los Angeles — of Guy Richie’s film, Snatch. The attendees? VERY famous. The knickers? Remarkably visible. The trousers? HIDEOUS. Heidi Klum? Literally hypnotizing. The couples? In various juicy stages of breaking up and getting together. Please, join me in this journey. You will be delighted and amazed.